The Rapture comes early to our institute
Who stole our graduate student trainees?
They were last seen huddled around the teaching lab bench, learning how to extract genomic DNA. Next thing we know, they’d vanished without a trace, leaving only their white coats behind.
I haven’t noticed any other riders of the Apocalypse recently, but there have been a few more Drosophila than usual crawling around the lab.
Does that count?



There’s probably free food somewhere.
Ha! An excellent point. The Fifth Rider of the Apocalypse: leftover bagels from the staff meeting.