The resemblance is startling
It might be a bit too early on a Monday morning to be irreverent, but when I was walking through the Quad this morning, I noticed a sorry-looking creature on one of the benches. She had disheveled hair and clothing, and a bag stuffed to the brim with paper.
I was surprised: the university staff are usually quite brisk about politely but firmly moving the homeless on. But then I thought, it’s graduation ceremony time and the Quad has been absolutely heaving with strangers, albeit much more smartly turned out ones.
It was only then I got close enough to realize that the person on the bench was actually a respected professor.
Time for that second cup of coffee, I think.


In certain disciplines, I believe that look is de rigeur for respected professors.
At least you weren’t looking into a mirrored surface
I once saw something online (but can’t find it anymore) where they showed a bunch of pictures and you had to guess which one was homeless and which one was a scientist/academic. It was really difficult…
There is a similar (apocryphal) story about Abdus Salam – also sitting on a park bench – when he worked at Imperial.